Listdkh tjra
hat yan orhal aydidi yagholn g mksiwte n wolins iwa izwo wolns inghte fad . i3ayn lkhwa inas i lgarçon awid yan litro akhatar n coca tongalte .

ila yan ourba..igeline irra adisqer plizir i tamdakoult ness ..( out lkharij neta outmazirt) !..wa mejma3 g yat lqa3wa...inass (maana at da sawalgh tafransist).."tu vou boire kelke chouse?"...tenass degh netat.."pas tout de suite" !..ighrass i bo lqa3wa...yassi affouss safela ( en montrant un 2 avec ses doigts) inass.."2 patoudesouit bien glacé silvoupli" .....

hahhahhahhah bravo excellente blague:

idda yan uryaz s ghur udbib ad izriy , nassas udbib aarq(baad) ima gilla skr( sucre).
yan wass iddou s lqhwa innas i lgarçon:" awid yat mille feuille d yan tghnjawt( cuillere) n jouj metro( 2m).
innayas l garçon:"magh alligd taghnjawt n 2m hat urtlli.
innayas uryaz:" ackou innayi udbib aarq( eloigne-toi) ima gilla skr.

mdr ...tehla out tenagh...

ila yan ourehal..ida s tamdint adis ihawess..imik ira adik barra ( faire ses besoins hachakoum! ) ...our issin mag toussa bitlma...isseqsa yan (achkou da tinine : wana iseqsane ourdjoun ijli !)..inass wanagh, dech ked abrid itgh, tamezt watgh, at kan talbite mi tela lbantoura tazoukwaght....wa ida ar itinig talbite mi tela lbantoura tazoukwagh...yanay yan lcar ibeda...ig loun ness azoukwagh..wa ina g ighfenss..aanigh datgh ! wa yali tirarja n lcar...imik ihassart lgrissoun inass : " ighsa a moulay ad tepit tawriqt ( lbiyé"...inass ourehal : "lalal, blach at lan ghori izrane g jenb !"

hahahahahaha iglin urhal ighal id tamazirt.

iwa idda yan urhal s tmdint . imih yinniy yan l car da zars ttalin meden , ntta yannay l car ighal id ahanou ninbyawn; iddou awd ntta ikhs idoukan yali s l car.

igeline ! izri sepate ness...

lan sin irehalen ran ad saferen...
amzen le biyé ad nine..inassen lgrissoun, at tsoul yat lblasst afela (car à 2 étages) d yat izdar....eywa inass lho i hamou wa ghir ali kiyine safela ad qimgh datgh....eywa aatine aliged goulan igez lho g lcar, alig d our yanay hamou isqsa lgrissoun, inass izir ista our igiz....yalid lho ad yizir mad isker alig ourta digiz...inass lho i hamou: amandar yak our tqarfist goubrid...inass hamou: at nsoul da nteqel s chifour adzdidou !

iglin hammou.
ddan 4 irhaln , koyan isn chwiy n l français, yan isn " viens voir" wissin " moi" . wiskrad "je veux" wis4" allume le feu monsieur l'agent".
iwa artdoun gubrid imih afn yan uryaz ingat cha ,azn umzwaru s lbolice innas '' viens voir: addoud atinniyd " allign gullan adghar nnagh.
nnasn l bolice" mayt inghan" qui l'a tué""
innas wissin " moi: nkin", innas uboliciy:" magh: pourquoi" yayld wis krad innas:" je veux : righ"
kn darasn l bolice kchmn yat tadart taqdimt , yayld wis 4 innas:" allume le feu monsieur l'agent: ssigh afa a yaboliciy" ukan izlasn afa , allig mmotn iglin.

hahahahaha hlant ak irhaln okhla

ida yan orhal ido s ljam3 (mousque) g rmdan
iwa inas yan yaghagh fad awa ors mad snkar
inas orhal nagh adnin ah awa inas olah mrid aydagh n tskfin sagh g lodo ishrami z3ma achaque fois g da itota ar isa aman diks m3na rmdan ighal i izri

iwa wayat ar tozomn mdn aydgh n lajr iwa idod zars omdakl ns inas
makh alig or trid ad tozomd awd kyin awa
inas orhal nagh drogh ador azomgh win lmkhzn dachn wanagh adnin
z3ma rmdan iga win lmkhzn

Arhal ???
ouinagh ag soulte tirouza ...

Ida yan ourhal s'Tmdint adissowar adiskar lcarné;iddo adiswar inasse lmoussawire kchame s'di asidi!!! ikasse ourhal s'batte ikasse a7ram idal a9mou inassa lmoussawire maydskarte assidi:inasse nquine hatte aynaghe i9imane adrighe adsawraghe!!!

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